The ✨Here Comes The Wabbit✨ of Tameside is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Duke Mr Wabbit with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 936 million Tamesideans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Wellsboro City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tamesideain economy, worth 89.6 trillion Hoof Rackets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,686 Hoof Rackets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tameside's national animal is the Unicorn-Creeper-Wolf 🐈, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tameside is ranked 151,545^th in the world and 3,360^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 936 million Capita.