The Senate and People of Tanyaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by George Louis Costanza with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.601 billion Tanyalandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capybarrio. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanyalandian economy, worth 431 trillion Capycoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,854 Capycoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanyaland's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tanyaland is ranked 63,173^rd in the world and 838^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 197.5 cheeks per square mile.