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The Peoples Democratic Republic of Taosun

“人民的革命热情永不熄灭!” Chairman Jing Heng

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Taosun

Population4.112 billion

CapitalPyoshyen
LeaderChairman Jing Heng
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyNone
AnimalWater Buffalo

The Peoples Democratic Republic of Taosun is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Jing Heng with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.112 billion Tzunis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyoshyen. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The very strong Tzuni economy, worth 984 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,433 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taosun's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Taosun is ranked 345,637th in the world and 6,023rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -21.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 253rdMost Conservative: 313thMost Primitive: 435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 638thMost Ignorant Citizens: 811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 875thBest Weather: 1,096thMost Patriotic: 1,290thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,351stMost Secular: 1,596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,535thMost Authoritarian: 2,630thMost Influential: 3,150thTop
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Largest Governments: 4,103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,172ndLargest Black Market: 4,504thHighest Average Incomes: 6,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,747thHealthiest Citizens: 8,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,068thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 19,115thMost Extreme: 24,060thMost Income Equality: 32,193rd
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Most Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 363rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 523rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 564th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 593rd in the regionMost Influential: 594th in the region

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