The Free Land of Taxlessia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Biker King Snakefoot Lawrence with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.711 billion Taxlessians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxlessia City. The average income tax rate is 6.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taxlessian economy, worth 203 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,734 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, Taxlessia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taxlessia's national animal is the Taxlessian barking scorpion.

Taxlessia is ranked 18,221^st in the world and 2^nd in Greater Necanica for Most Secular, with 65.57 Atheism Rate.