The Republic of Tazbekistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.874 billion Tazbeks are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iskfana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Tazbek economy, worth 620 trillion Tazbek strubls a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,065 Tazbek strubls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 125,526 per year while the poor average 9,212, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, voting is voluntary, and Tazbekistan has designated Iskfana as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tazbekistan's national animal is the ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tazbekistan is ranked 101,697^th in the world and 35^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Black Market, with 2.77 trillion Standard Monetary Units.