by Max Barry

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The Commonwealth of Teachian

“We Stand Together”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population2.267 billion


The Commonwealth of Teachian is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.267 billion Teachans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The powerhouse Teachianian economy, worth 217 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,102 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teachian's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teachian is ranked 44,983rd in the world and 1,840th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 990thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,263rdMost Influential: 2,659thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,115thNicest Citizens: 11,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,073rdMost Inclusive: 13,356thBest Weather: 15,615thMost Pacifist: 16,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,605thHealthiest Citizens: 16,779th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 316th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 378th in the regionNicest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Inclusive: 454th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 457th in the regionBest Weather: 504th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 562nd in the regionMost Cultured: 562nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 564th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 596th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 608th in the regionMost Secular: 653rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 657th in the regionMost Stationary: 662nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 669th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 671st in the region

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