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The Queendom of TealaXIII

“Surely some revelation is at hand”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Artificial Solar System

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TealaXIII

Population1.5 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalWolf

The Queendom of TealaXIII is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.5 billion TealaXIIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The TealaXIIIian economy, worth 76.9 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,281 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TealaXIII's national animal is the Wolf.

TealaXIII is ranked 148,019th in the world and 3,720th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Black Market, with 140 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 348th in the regionSafest: 385th in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, the fattest folk in TealaXIII look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.

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