The Republic of Teasonda is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leo Philippe des Oiseaux with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.676 billion Teasondans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pekoe City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Teasondan economy, worth 360 trillion Kwaecans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,038 Kwaecans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Pekoe City for fear of causing a fuss, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teasonda's national animal is the parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Camellia Sinensis.

Teasonda is ranked 83,881^st in the world and 1,349^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,038.3 Standard Monetary Units.