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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” The Allmighty Nak Nak

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Wysteria

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Techno

Population38.679 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.679 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 30,207 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,321 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 452nd in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 18,518.2 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 26thMost Efficient Economies: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Populations: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 56thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61stLargest Insurance Industry: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96thFattest Citizens: 97thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114thMost Armed: 145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 239thMost Corrupt Governments: 258thMost Secular: 301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 303rdSmartest Citizens: 442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 452ndLargest Retail Industry: 589thRudest Citizens: 660thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 670thLargest Publishing Industry: 856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 866thLargest Governments: 1,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,466thTop
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Nudest: 3,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,070thLargest Black Market: 5,253rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,314thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 19,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,349thMost Conservative: 21,836th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, children usually cry on their first day of school.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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