The Confederacy of Techno Socialystiche is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kingslayer with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.667 billion Techno Socials enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelhouse. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Techno Socialystichean economy, worth 449 trillion Allesmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,288 Allesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, foreign leaders are advising that Kingslayer's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techno Socialystiche's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Cult.

Techno Socialystiche is ranked 41,749^th in the world and 621^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.97 law-abiding acts per hour.