The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.811 billion Tagalogians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 292 trillion Makna Kookis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 161,494 Makna Kookis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Technocratic Tagalog has found 3 easter eggs), many in Technocratic Tagalog are born in the purple, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Koya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tunseism.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 31,044^th in the world and 1,341^st in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,491.96 Standard Monetary Units.