The Colony of TEIOTO33 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.546 billion TEIOTO33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TEIOTO33ian economy, worth 438 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,395 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TEIOTO33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TEIOTO33 is ranked 149,606^th in the world and 1^st in The Eternal Imperium Of The Opheliac for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.