The Republic of Teldir is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 2.614 billion Teldirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The Teldirian economy, worth 119 trillion baht a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,592 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teldir's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Teldir is ranked 146,544^th in the world and 1^st in Arcticia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,971.33 on the Hickory Productivity Index.