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The Queendom of Tellavinna

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.299 billion

CapitalChevron City
FaithWhatever Floats Your Boat


The Queendom of Tellavinna is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.299 billion Tellavinnans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chevron City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tellavinnan economy, worth 136 trillion Telluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,317 Telluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, all industry is owned and run by the government, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tellavinna's national animal is the Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever Floats Your Boat.

Tellavinna is ranked 191,805th in the world and 8,336th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.6 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndMost Influential: 919thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,556thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,590thSafest: 7,173rdMost Pacifist: 8,275thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,551stTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,501stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,586thHealthiest Citizens: 11,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,573rdMost Inclusive: 13,161stMost Income Equality: 13,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,097thLowest Crime Rates: 14,264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,988thMost Cultured: 15,489thSmartest Citizens: 15,553rdHighest Drug Use: 15,943rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,994thBest Weather: 19,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,399thMost Secular: 20,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,601st
Least Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 269th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 296th in the regionMost Influential: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398th in the regionSafest: 405th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 479th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionNicest Citizens: 584th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 614th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 621st in the regionMost Income Equality: 637th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 662nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 713th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 727th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 762nd in the regionMost Cultured: 768th in the regionMost Inclusive: 772nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 809th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 854th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 873rd in the region

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