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The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias

“We Will Lead Teodorias Into Yet Another Golden Age!” Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Dictatorial Paradise



Population1.471 billion

CapitalRebuilded Bugdania
LeaderSupreme Leader Paraiala Serban
FaithTeodorian State Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron

The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.471 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Bugdania. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 297 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,378 Red Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, school uniforms are compulsory, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teodorian State Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 109,720th in the world and 79th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.14 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,664thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,946thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,423rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,646thLowest Crime Rates: 2,683rdLargest Governments: 3,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,419thHighest Average Incomes: 5,435thMost Influential: 5,921stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,947thMost Devout: 6,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,909thHealthiest Citizens: 8,214thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,638thMost Efficient Economies: 10,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,079thSmartest Citizens: 12,479thMost Conservative: 12,757thMost Authoritarian: 12,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,158thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,059thMost Developed: 17,090th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the region

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