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The Holy Nation of Teodorias

“We Need A Full Leader!Not One Like Me! Not Provisional!” Provisional Leader

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Dictatorial Paradise



Population1.149 billion

CapitalAlmost-Rebuilded Onutgrad
LeaderProvisional Leader
FaithPreferably Teodoristic Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalMutated Dog

The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Provisional Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.149 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almost-Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 202 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,664 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Teodorias, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Preferably Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 39,913th in the world and 31st in The Dictatorial Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,342.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,095thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,170thMost Devout: 3,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,217thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,342ndLargest Governments: 5,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,910thMost Influential: 6,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,019thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,113thMost Conservative: 9,266thMost Efficient Economies: 11,359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,884thHealthiest Citizens: 12,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,742ndMost Developed: 12,918th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the region

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