Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 44.449 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | THE ANIMAL |
Faith | OBEY OR DIE |
Currency | golden fist |
Animal | Fist |
The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.449 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 32,568 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 732,713 golden fists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,382,623 per year while the poor average 13,123, a ratio of 486 to 1.
Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and Vermins are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.
Terrians is ranked 613th in the world and 45th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 9,028.66 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Terrians was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Holy Gold Wastelands of Rhododendronius, infecting 20 million survivors.
- : Terrians was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federated States of Big Eyed Animation, killing 4 million zombies.
- : Terrians was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The SybilSocialist Megacluster of The City of Guelph, infecting 36 million survivors.
- : Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : Terrians was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 3,503 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Terrians was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 3,395 million survivors.
- : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Terrians lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.