The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.896 billion Dispersi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 4,576 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 270,859 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 238,008^th in the world and 4,158^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 27.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.