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The Greater Federation of Terseffy

“Unity, Discipline, Work” The supreme leader

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Szabadsag

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Terseffy

Population4.861 billion

CapitalTerseffia
LeaderThe supreme leader
FaithSupreme leader cult

Currencyflorin
Animalparrot

The Greater Federation of Terseffy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The supreme leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.861 billion Terseffyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terseffia. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terseffyian economy, worth 661 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,166 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

No true communist is an unbeliever, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, even secular Terseffyians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terseffy's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Supreme leader cult.

Terseffy is ranked 297,524th in the world and 5th in Szabadsag for Most Secular, with 6.82 Atheism Rate.

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Most Conservative: 5,844thMost Authoritarian: 6,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,657thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,477thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,738thMost Patriotic: 13,497thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,429thLargest Black Market: 17,721stMost Devout: 18,611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,618thLargest Governments: 23,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,923rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 28,147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,984thLargest Mining Sector: 29,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,314thHighest Average Incomes: 31,162nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, even secular Terseffyians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, no true communist is an unbeliever.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Terseffyians.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, a government program is underway to revitalize Terseffy's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Terseffy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.

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