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The Uranium State of Tesyky

“Safety First” Director Leonid

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Republic of Conservative Nations

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Tesyky

Population4.436 billion

CapitalUranium Enrichment Center 6
LeaderDirector Leonid
FaithSafety

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRadioavitve Mole

The Uranium State of Tesyky is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Director Leonid with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.436 billion Tesykyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uranium Enrichment Center 6. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tesykyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 281,302 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Tesykyian culture shoved down their throats, the newest shade developed by Tesyky's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesyky's national animal is the Radioavitve Mole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Safety.

Tesyky is ranked 191,676th in the world and 84th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 8 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 982ndMost Secular: 1,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,513thLargest Mining Sector: 1,546thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,964thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,976thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,394thLowest Crime Rates: 2,453rdLargest Black Market: 2,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,659thLargest Governments: 3,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,620thHealthiest Citizens: 6,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,041stSmartest Citizens: 8,164thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,601stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,528thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,552ndHighest Economic Output: 13,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,639thMost Authoritarian: 13,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,047thMost Developed: 17,055th
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5%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, the newest shade developed by Tesyky's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Tesyky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, colonial subjects have Tesykyian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Tesyky was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tesyky, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.

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