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The Uranium State of Tesyky

“Safety First” Director Leonid

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Location: Republic of Conservative Nations



Population5.688 billion

CapitalUranium Enrichment Center 6
LeaderDirector Leonid

AnimalRadioavitve Mole

The Uranium State of Tesyky is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Director Leonid with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.688 billion Tesykyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uranium Enrichment Center 6. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tesykyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,482 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, political activists are routinely executed, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesyky's national animal is the Radioavitve Mole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Safety.

Tesyky is ranked 197,791st in the world and 86th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,843.45 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 981stMost Secular: 1,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,403rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,939thLowest Crime Rates: 2,184thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,355thLargest Black Market: 2,368thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,447thLargest Governments: 3,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,498thHealthiest Citizens: 6,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,022ndSmartest Citizens: 7,131stMost Efficient Economies: 7,223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,091stHighest Economic Output: 10,549thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,804thMost Influential: 13,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,832ndMost Developed: 17,226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,357thMost Authoritarian: 22,903rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

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