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The Dominion of Teufelvolk

“Fight to the death!” The Despot

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Teufelvolk

Population26.463 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.463 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,841 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 636,403 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 15th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 31,806.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thMost Avoided: 61stHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stHighest Poor Incomes: 68thMost Efficient Economies: 87thRudest Citizens: 96thMost Devout: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 110thHighest Economic Output: 114thLargest Retail Industry: 141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207thFattest Citizens: 226thMost Stationary: 363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 432ndLargest Governments: 464thMost Ignorant Citizens: 505thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538thLargest Black Market: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 843rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,227thLargest Populations: 3,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,218thLowest Crime Rates: 7,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,421stNudest: 10,289thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,126thMost Influential: 11,641stHighest Drug Use: 12,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,468th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionNudest: 231st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 261st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 501st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Teufelvolk was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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