Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Osiris
Population | 13.158 billion |
Capital | Southport |
Leader | the Chairperson of the State Council |
Currency | Tevisian talent |
Animal | Falcon |
The Commonwealth of Tevisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chairperson of the State Council with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.158 billion Tevisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southport. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tevisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Tevisian talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,950 Tevisian talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', where there's smoke there's the Tevisian Forestry Department, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tevisia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Tevisia is ranked 34,444th in the world and 339th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,291.3807360158 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tevisia, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Tevisia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Tevisia, where there's smoke there's the Tevisian Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in Tevisia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Tevisia's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Tevisia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.