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The Republic of Texas and New Mexico

“Everything's Bigger in Texas”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Cosmere

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Texas and New Mexico

Population2.451 billion

CapitalHouston

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalBull

The Republic of Texas and New Mexico is a massive, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.451 billion Texas and New Mexicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Texas and New Mexicoan economy, worth 331 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,049 Silver Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", happiness is all being miserable together, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas and New Mexico's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Texas and New Mexico is ranked 174,828th in the world and 2nd in The Cosmere for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,189.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,936thMost Developed: 12,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,563rdMost Inclusive: 14,177thSmartest Citizens: 14,204thHealthiest Citizens: 14,733rdHighest Food Quality: 15,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,990thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,562ndSafest: 22,509thMost Cultured: 23,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,607thLowest Crime Rates: 23,791stLargest Mining Sector: 24,086thLargest Governments: 25,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,009thMost Efficient Economies: 27,997thHighest Average Incomes: 32,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,354th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
  • : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.

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