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The United States of Texas States

“Don't Mess with Texas” Sir Howdy

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Texas States

Population4.254 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold
AnimalLonghorn

The United States of Texas States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.254 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 669 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,270 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Texan Embarrassments, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 162,218th in the world and 6,967th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.73 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 588thMost Influential: 916thMost Devout: 1,729thTop
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Most Armed: 3,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,381stBest Weather: 6,345thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,695thRudest Citizens: 7,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,129thMost Efficient Economies: 9,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,051stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,485thLowest Crime Rates: 12,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,529thMost Developed: 13,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,685thLargest Black Market: 15,695thLargest Governments: 16,739thMost Conservative: 16,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,059th
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Most Devout: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 106th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 337th in the regionBest Weather: 355th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the regionRudest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 457th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 509th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 528th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 534th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 561st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 667th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 735th in the regionMost Developed: 761st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 779th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 806th in the regionLargest Governments: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Texan Embarrassments.
  • : Texas States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Texas States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Texas States was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Texas States endorsed The Kingdom of Rozarus.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 237 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Pazair, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Zumlandia, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Fizban, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, and 187 others.Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, Misthas, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Cobleck Weleis, Abject Ludicrosity, Austral States of America, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Kasazzastan, Loli County, Makersaulache, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, Serendipita Martia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Noahs Second Country, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Clan Barrnary, The New Communist Republic Of States, Anungu, Dakota Territories, Hyphen, Azzarel, South Almyra, Psychotic Vegans, Alamei, Arimbia, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Wit Noreis, Antiyard, Asgardira, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Freyford, Wolvenland, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Clan Spaniel, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, Plangainer, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Greater New America, New Octicarg, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Dylanana, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Joodey, Solskjar, Palisede, Tenjistan, Smesh, Damsmel, Simone Republic, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Kahlo, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Yalgora, U S Eh, Maclare, Animu Place, Madjack, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Erubetia, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Solcius, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Amprak, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Unsophisticate, and Rozarus.

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