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The United States of Texas States

“Don't Mess with Texas” Sir Howdy

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Texas States

Population3.265 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency100 Tonnes of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.265 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texas Statesian economy, worth 437 trillion 100 Tonness of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 133,939 100 Tonness of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 90,863rd in the world and 4,361st in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 36.76 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 620thMost Influential: 1,285thTop
Most Devout: 2,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,158thMost Armed: 3,335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,038thBest Weather: 5,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,471stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,668thMost Conservative: 11,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,205thMost Developed: 15,034thLargest Black Market: 15,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,318thMost Efficient Economies: 16,939thHighest Average Incomes: 17,258thHealthiest Citizens: 17,587th
Most Devout: 104th in the regionMost Armed: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionBest Weather: 324th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 369th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 484th in the regionLargest Black Market: 494th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Conservative: 709th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 728th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 770th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 775th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 812th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 817th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 817th in the regionMost Developed: 817th in the region

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