The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William Campbell with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.137 billion Texaskans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 668 trillion Goldcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,476 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Texaska retire only a few years after being appointed, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 20,309^th in the world and 578^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 161,476.47 Standard Monetary Units.