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The Jingoistic States of Texian Ranch 03

“From Many, One”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Texian Ranch 03

Population2.15 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalgiraffe

The Jingoistic States of Texian Ranch 03 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.15 billion Texian Ranchers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The powerhouse Texian economy, worth 187 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,332 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,833 per year while the poor average 24,041, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Texian Ranch 03. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Ranch 03's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 03 is ranked 128,394th in the world and 4,848th in Chicken overlords for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Fattest Citizens: 6,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,344thMost Armed: 7,627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,340thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 15,476thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,905thMost Authoritarian: 17,260thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,323rd
Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Conservative: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionMost Secular: 220th in the regionSafest: 258th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 336th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 419th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 510th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 516th in the regionMost Influential: 550th in the regionMost Average: 667th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Texian Ranch 03 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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