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The Empire of Texian Ranch 04

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Texian Ranch 04

Population2.14 billion

Currencybaht
Animalemu

The Empire of Texian Ranch 04 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.14 billion Texian Ranchers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The all-consuming Texian economy, worth 223 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,411 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Ranch 04's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 04 is ranked 47,932nd in the world and 2,393rd in Chicken overlords for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,326.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,689thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,838thLargest Retail Industry: 12,224thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,335thMost Inclusive: 18,018thSafest: 18,817th
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Most Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Average: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionMost Pacifist: 159th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Devout: 258th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 315th in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 370th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 441st in the regionMost Influential: 551st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 613th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 671st in the regionMost Conservative: 691st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 723rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 743rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Texian Ranch 04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Texian Ranch 04's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Texian Ranch 04's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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