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The Federation of Texian Ranch 13

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords

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Texian Ranch 13

Population2.393 billion

Currencypeso
Animalporpoise

The Federation of Texian Ranch 13 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.393 billion Texian Ranchers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The thriving Texian economy, worth 178 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,789 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Ranch 13's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 13 is ranked 95,299th in the world and 5,876th in Chicken overlords for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 911.91 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,808thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 15,032ndMost Devout: 16,140thMost Authoritarian: 18,950thMost Conservative: 19,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,200thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,328th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Conservative: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionBest Weather: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 276th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 329th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 345th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 488th in the regionLargest Black Market: 488th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 603rd in the regionSafest: 663rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 779th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Texian Ranch 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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