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The Protectorate of Texian Ranch 16

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords

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Texian Ranch 16

Population3.798 billion

Currencybaht
Animalwolf

The Protectorate of Texian Ranch 16 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.798 billion Texian Ranchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The all-consuming Texian economy, worth 383 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,031 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,128 per year while the poor average 14,967, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, Texian Ranchers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Texian mussels the biggest in Chicken overlords. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Texian Ranch 16's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Texian Ranch 16 is ranked 77,084th in the world and 3,758th in Chicken overlords for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,903.81 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,692ndTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2,541stHighest Crime Rates: 3,212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,559thRudest Citizens: 6,115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,726thFattest Citizens: 7,189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,223rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,547thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,650thMost Avoided: 7,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,570thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,495thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,641stMost Armed: 13,092ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,287thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,036thMost Secular: 18,490thMost Pro-Market: 20,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,567th
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1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionNicest Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Black Market: 323rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 397th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 404th in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 515th in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 905th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,011th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,033rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Geet yeet, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Texian Ranch 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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