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The Nomadic Peoples of Texian Ranch 19

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Texian Ranch 19

Population1.959 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalcobra

The Nomadic Peoples of Texian Ranch 19 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.959 billion Texian Ranchers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The powerhouse Texian economy, worth 175 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,565 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and Texian Ranch 19 has designated Texian Ranch 19 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Texian Ranch 19's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 19 is ranked 167,060th in the world and 877th in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 9.57 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,779thRudest Citizens: 6,389thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,657thFattest Citizens: 10,861stLargest Retail Industry: 10,925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,521stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,066thMost Politically Free: 14,603rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,408thMost Avoided: 20,196th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 406th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 411th in the regionMost Inclusive: 440th in the regionMost Average: 442nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 529th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Conservative: 559th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 566th in the regionLargest Governments: 620th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 19's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Texian Ranch 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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