The Empire of Teyekya is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.73 billion Teyekyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The Teyekyan economy, worth 334 trillion Kyan Silver Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,463 Kyan Silver Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Teyekya City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teyekya's national animal is the Merfolk.

Teyekya is ranked 137,814^th in the world and 2^nd in Dreamina for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.