The Thaindomsvkreig of Thanatos Vormir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Thanos the Bloodless with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.561 billion Titans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tmeraivhknlosc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Titan economy, worth 799 trillion Creditrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 224,435 Creditrons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,040,969 per year while the poor average 2,816, a ratio of 724 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thanatos Vormir's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Avatar of Kronos.

Thanatos Vormir is ranked 330,090^th in the world and 1,515^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 255.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.