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The Pls of Thanatttynia

“Remember to eat your 5 a day”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Angels of Derp

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Thanatttynia

Population13.713 billion

CapitalYooy
LeaderB K

CurrencyKey
AnimalYak

The Pls of Thanatttynia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by B K with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.713 billion Thanatttynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooy. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thannite economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,279 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanatttynia's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thanatttynia is ranked 139,505th in the world and 4th in Angels of Derp for Most Devout, with 7.77 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
5%
Best Weather: 3,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,468thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,510thMost Pacifist: 5,829thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,623rdNicest Citizens: 6,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,402ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,804thMost Cultured: 7,927thTop
10%
Safest: 8,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,893rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,615thHealthiest Citizens: 11,464thLargest Governments: 11,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,618thHighest Economic Output: 11,743rdMost Income Equality: 12,282ndHighest Drug Use: 12,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,614thLargest Populations: 13,042ndMost Inclusive: 15,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,432nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.

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