“Remember to eat your 5 a day”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Angels of Derp
The Pls of Thanatttynia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by B K with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.274 billion Thanatttynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooy. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Thannite economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,150 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanatttynia's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Smartest Citizens.
- : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.