The Syoi Federation of Thauto States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kwintuseu Magsimuseu with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.499 billion Thauti's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mamadeubseu. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thauti economy, worth 241 trillion 쇼 | Tyuis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,477 쇼 | Tyuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, large sections of Thauto States have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Thauto States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thauto States's national animal is the Syoambeu Tuakni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Matheism - Christianity.

Thauto States is ranked 189,391^st in the world and 75^th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 707.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.