The Gray Area of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Director Ella Larsen with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.143 billion 2nd Facepunch Republicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 2nd Facepunch Republican economy, worth a remarkable 3,085 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 502,276 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 58,940^th in the world and 2^nd in Archai for Nudest, with 200.75 cheeks per square mile.