The Kingdom of The African Egyptian Nile is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yousif with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.542 billion Egyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cairo. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient African Egyptian Nilean economy, worth 268 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,157 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The African Egyptian Nile's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

The African Egyptian Nile is ranked 23,173^rd in the world and 317^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,235.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.