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The Kingdom of The African Egyptian Nile

“We will never falter in the face of danger!” Yousif

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


The African Egyptian Nile

Population1.542 billion

CapitalNew Cairo


The Kingdom of The African Egyptian Nile is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yousif with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.542 billion Egyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cairo. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient African Egyptian Nilean economy, worth 268 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,157 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The African Egyptian Nile's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

The African Egyptian Nile is ranked 23,173rd in the world and 317th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,235.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,950thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,073rdMost Influential: 4,135thMost Patriotic: 5,399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,170thHealthiest Citizens: 10,663rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,750thHighest Average Incomes: 10,894thMost Developed: 11,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,490thLargest Retail Industry: 11,714thLargest Governments: 12,094thMost Inclusive: 12,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,456thHighest Food Quality: 13,234thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,617thSmartest Citizens: 14,939thMost Cultured: 15,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,425thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,325thLowest Crime Rates: 20,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,658thLargest Black Market: 23,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,916th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the region

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