The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ernest with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.657 billion Emiratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 5,221 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 333,466 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Emiratian sovereign territory, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 10,228^th in the world and 71^st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,768.35 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.