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The Modern Empire of The Age of Dystopia

“I saw, I came, I blew it up with nukes.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Union of Benevolent Leader


The Age of Dystopia

Population3.359 billion

CapitalDystopia City
LeaderUltimate Supreme Evil Overlord

AnimalNorth Pacific Tree Octopus

The Modern Empire of The Age of Dystopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ultimate Supreme Evil Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.359 billion Age of Dystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Age of Dystopian economy, worth 287 trillion Dystopians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,542 Dystopians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Age of Dystopian military unleashed its biological weapons, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Dystopia's national animal is the North Pacific Tree Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Age of Dystopia is ranked 61,951st in the world and 3rd in The Union of Benevolent Leader for Highest Economic Output, with 287 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Conservative: 3,215thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,553rdMost Authoritarian: 4,709thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,012thMost Secular: 8,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,696thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,659thLargest Black Market: 12,706thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,922ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,136thMost Extreme: 19,725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,455thLowest Crime Rates: 23,928th

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