The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.506 billion Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulingrad. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 4,225 trillion Tiempoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 312,867 Tiempoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comrade watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Almighty Country's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is XD.

The Almighty Country is ranked 71,491^st in the world and 2,242^nd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 599.7 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.