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The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny

“Praise be!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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The Almighty Lenny

Population16.86 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.86 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,348 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,876 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 2,111th in the world and 10th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.71 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20thMost Devout: 22ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 108thBest Weather: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,003rdLargest Governments: 1,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,201stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,355thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,075thNudest: 4,273rdMost Conservative: 4,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,044thMost Authoritarian: 5,124thMost Efficient Economies: 11,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,647thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,345thLargest Populations: 21,934thMost Extreme: 27,817th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the region

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