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The Remains of The Almighty Lenny

“Eat the rich!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Almighty Lenny

Population7.114 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Remains of The Almighty Lenny is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.114 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,843 foil trading cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children keel over while singing "Lenny Gives Us the Water of Life", the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and baseball caps are the new fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 168,995th in the world and 5,019th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -945.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Devout: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15thMost Primitive: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thMost Corrupt Governments: 79thBest Weather: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stLargest Black Market: 254thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 500thMost Beautiful Environments: 565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 606thHighest Average Incomes: 609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 853rdLargest Governments: 893rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,344thLowest Crime Rates: 2,538thFattest Citizens: 2,546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,821stNudest: 3,037thHighest Economic Output: 3,813thMost Conservative: 3,873rdMost Authoritarian: 4,629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,825thMost Efficient Economies: 5,838thRudest Citizens: 6,833rdTop
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Most Extreme: 11,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,305th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Conservative: 74th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 90th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 320th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, children keel over while singing "Lenny Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Almighty Lennyian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, public urination is on the increase.
  • : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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