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The Prophecy of The Almighty Lenny

“Oh yeah, it's all coming together”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Almighty Lenny

Population8.661 billion


Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Prophecy of The Almighty Lenny is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.661 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,569 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,129 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 208,916th in the world and 5,171st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Devout: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thMost Primitive: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 81stBest Weather: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251stLargest Black Market: 336thHighest Poor Incomes: 381stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546thMost Beautiful Environments: 560thHighest Average Incomes: 645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 764thLargest Governments: 788thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,961stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,090thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,963rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,107thHighest Economic Output: 3,151stNudest: 4,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,732ndRudest Citizens: 5,278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,930thMost Conservative: 6,830thMost Efficient Economies: 7,401stMost Authoritarian: 7,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,607thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,834thMost Influential: 20,767th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64th in the regionFattest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionRudest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionNudest: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 260th in the regionMost Conservative: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionMost Extreme: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 419th in the regionLargest Populations: 516th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, many Lennyians are their brothers' keepers.


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