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The Dominion of The Angry Dog News

“News you can use in your shoes.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: The ADN

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The Angry Dog News

Population40.93 billion

Currencymorning edition
Animalpaperboy

The Dominion of The Angry Dog News is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 40.93 billion Angry Dog Newsians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The very strong Angry Dog Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion morning editions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,880 morning editions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,567 per year while the poor average 4,584, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is a serious problem. The Angry Dog News's national animal is the paperboy.

The Angry Dog News is ranked 243rd in the world and 1st in The ADN for Most Stationary, with 6,826.70396424 days.

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Most Stationary: 243rdLargest Populations: 1,241stTop
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Most Influential: 5,972ndLargest Insurance Industry: 11,997thHighest Economic Output: 14,306thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,796thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 20,733rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,788thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,586thMost Pro-Market: 26,069thHighest Crime Rates: 27,847thMost Primitive: 29,341stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,644th

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