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The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot

“Floccinaucinihilipilification” Prince of Rhodoline

Category: Tyranny by Majority
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: TCG Official Realm

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The Ankhalic Vaspriot

Population4.764 billion

CapitalRhodoline
LeaderPrince of Rhodoline
FaithOrifism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalHouse Cat

The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.764 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 561 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,808 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 4,754th in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Most Income Equality, scoring 94.51 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 211thLargest Welfare Programs: 543rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 731stSafest: 1,178thMost Pacifist: 1,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,200thBest Weather: 1,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,467thNicest Citizens: 1,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,622ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,732ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,746thMost Inclusive: 2,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,346thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,916thHighest Food Quality: 3,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,286thMost Secular: 3,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,175thMost Income Equality: 4,754thMost Developed: 4,780thLargest Governments: 4,975thMost Cultured: 6,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,162ndSmartest Citizens: 10,491stTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 18,627thHighest Average Incomes: 27,196th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : The Ankhalic Vaspriot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.

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