The Republic of The Aosta Valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Renzo Testolin with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.455 billion Aostans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aosta. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Aostan economy, worth 79.7 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,804 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Aosta Valley's national animal is the Aostan lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Aosta Valley is ranked 99,590^th in the world and 524^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,092.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.