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The Holy Monastic Republic of The Archregimancy

“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Dreamed Realm

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The Archregimancy

Population31.762 billion

CapitalThe Greatest Lavra
FaithOrthodox Christianity

Currencytithe
Animallesser spotted aurochs

The Holy Monastic Republic of The Archregimancy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.762 billion Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Greatest Lavra. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Monastic economy, worth 105 trillion tithes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,331 tithes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and Monks incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Archregimancy's national animal is the lesser spotted aurochs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The Archregimancy is ranked 162,138th in the world and 2nd in The Dreamed Realm for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

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1%
Most Income Equality: 1stMost Stationary: 285thMost Primitive: 559thLargest Populations: 1,444thTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 2,750thNicest Citizens: 3,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,289thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,345thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,337thMost Influential: 4,922ndBest Weather: 5,104thMost Devout: 6,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,537thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,059thMost Cultured: 10,858thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,349thHealthiest Citizens: 14,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,829thLowest Crime Rates: 16,921st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Archregimancy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Archregimancy, Monks incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in The Archregimancy, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.

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