The Autocratic State of The Arusian Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jäger with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.102 billion Arusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arusia City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Arusian Empirean economy, worth 98.2 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,081 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arusian Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Arusian Empire is ranked 312,340^th in the world and 728^th in the Outback for Nudest, with 5 cheeks per square mile.