The Third Kingdom of The Aumenlends is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Henry I of Lapruxia and Dominions with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.336 billion Aumenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalismville. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aumenlendish economy, worth 488 trillion Pacrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,662 Pacrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown. The Aumenlends's national animal is the Aumenlendish Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aumendlendism.

The Aumenlends is ranked 60,072^nd in the world and 14^th in Australia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.78 law-abiding acts per hour.