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The Dictatorship of The big wazoo

“I am the Big Wazoo!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Catlandatopia

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The big wazoo

Population28.645 billion

Currencybuck
Animalpenguin

The Dictatorship of The big wazoo is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 28.645 billion big wazooans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient big wazooan economy, worth 968 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 33,826 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The big wazoo's national animal is the penguin.

The big wazoo is ranked 969th in the world and 19th in Catlandatopia for Most Stationary, with 4,782.66360576 days.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 969thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 5,130thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,586thMost Influential: 24,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,584th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The big wazoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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