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The Grand Army of The Black Commander

“Ego Sum Ideo Vici” the Field Commander

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Invaders

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The Black Commander

Population18.275 billion

CapitalInvaderdom
Leaderthe Field Commander
FaithInvaderism

CurrencyGold Standard
AnimalBlack Wolf

The Grand Army of The Black Commander is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Field Commander with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.275 billion Invaders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderdom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The thriving Raiderist economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Gold Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 95,295 Gold Standards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,495 per year while the poor average 20,333, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, Black Wolf racing stadiums are open 24/7, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Commander's national animal is the Black Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Invaderism.

The Black Commander is ranked 171,575th in the world and 179th in The Invaders for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.16 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,637thMost Conservative: 12,693rdTop
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Largest Populations: 19,054thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,330thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,971stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,665th
Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Black Commander was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of OHIO THE EVIL, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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