Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Invaders
Population | 18.275 billion |
Capital | Invaderdom |
Leader | the Field Commander |
Faith | Invaderism |
Currency | Gold Standard |
Animal | Black Wolf |
The Grand Army of The Black Commander is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Field Commander with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.275 billion Invaders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderdom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.
The thriving Raiderist economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Gold Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 95,295 Gold Standards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,495 per year while the poor average 20,333, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, Black Wolf racing stadiums are open 24/7, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Commander's national animal is the Black Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Invaderism.
The Black Commander is ranked 171,575th in the world and 179th in The Invaders for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Black Commander was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of OHIO THE EVIL, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Black Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.