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The Club of The Black Penguins

“Club Penguin is killing your region”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Hispano Germanic Alliance

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The Black Penguins

Population10.442 billion

Currencyregion
Animalblack penguin

The Club of The Black Penguins is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.442 billion black penguins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant black penguin economy, worth 103 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,934 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Penguins's national animal is the black penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Black Penguins is ranked 151,198th in the world and 1,183rd in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,300thMost Extreme: 3,190thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,469thMost Income Equality: 4,866thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,173rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 25,748thMost Primitive: 26,183rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 55th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 67th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionMost Conservative: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 130th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 207th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 302nd in the regionMost Primitive: 322nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionLargest Black Market: 389th in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 406th in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the region

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