The Resthian Water Realm of The Blue Candy Imperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Unnamed Emperor of the Resthians with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.029 billion Resthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Restye Ohr Kanor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Resthian economy, worth 90.1 trillion Resthian Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,520 Resthian Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,716 per year while the poor average 8,098, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Blue Candy Imperium's national animal is the Blue Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Blue Candy Imperium is ranked 337,150^th in the world and 5,833^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -4.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.