The United Kingdom of The British Imperial is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Xander II with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.547 billion Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British Imperialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,169 Imperial Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Imperial's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The British Imperial is ranked 210,349^th in the world and 87^th in Union of Allied States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,221.2 Standard Monetary Units.